Here's Your Damn Card Greeting Card
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Estimated Delivery:Jan 12 - Jan 16
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15 Days to Return: Simply return within 15 days for store credit. All clearance and sale items are final sale.
Please allow up to 72 hours for us to process your order before shipping. For more details, refer to our shipping policy.
Here's Your Damn Card Greeting Card
Celebrate the sarcastic soul in your life with this hilariously witty birthday card. Perfect for friends, family, partners, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh, this greeting card delivers humor with style. Printed on premium black recycled card stock with crisp white lettering and finished with a protective matte coating, it's built to impress. The inside message—"You're welcome. Now leave me alone."—captures that perfect blend of affection and sass. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, this card guarantees a genuine smile and proves that the best gifts sometimes come with a side of snark.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned for store credit within 15 days. All clearance and sale items are final sale.
